Starting A New Academic Year Mugs

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Evil Exams!

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

I love PE.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Don't you hate...

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

The First Day Back