Starting The New Year Prints

"Well there goes the last of the NEW YEARS resolutions."

'Forget about it. Resolutions at our age are too heavy a trip.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Come dine with me!

2021

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Reach for the Star.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Cimafunk

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Be Healthy

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"