Starting Solids Mugs

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Culture Saturday

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?