Starting Nursery Gifts

Rocking horse and rocking camel.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

City Zoo: Day Care

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Rocking Horse

Do you have anything bigger?

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Batman's Baby

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Rocking Horse

"I tested very high in playing."

Happy Tots Day Care.

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"What are you in for?"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Nice bling!'

Babies

Fashion Nursery School

'Aww, his first mobile...'

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

"So...what are you in for?"

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.