Starting Nursery Gifts

Rocking horse and rocking camel.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

City Zoo: Day Care

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Rocking Horse

Do you have anything bigger?

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"They look so young and helpless."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Rocking Horse

"I tested very high in playing."

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"What are you in for?"

"So...what are you in for?"

Fashion Nursery School

Babies

'Aww, his first mobile...'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'Nice bling!'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Baby Bat Mobile

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

Jack-o-lantern mobile.