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'She's still a novice yet.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Baby Piano

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Triangle

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Desert Island BBQ

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Magic Tricks

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Martial Arts

Witch's Brew.