Starting Ivf Treatment Pillows

IVF Clinic - "All I want is a womb somewhere"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Three Parent Baby

Pregnancy Test

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Fertility Center.

'I warned you that the fertility drugs might have side effects.'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Science and mothers day

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'How do you like your eggs, - inseminated, frozen or sunny side up?'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

IVF Slut

'In laymen's terms, Bio-Repro, Inc. is involved in the conception, production, and distribution of little kids.'

Susan found she had responded well to her fertility treatment.

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

Doctor checking a man's testicle to find out about fertility problems.

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

'Maternity waiting room' "It�s a boy!"

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

"Doctor, that fertility drug you gave me seems to have some side effects"

IVF

"I was going to freeze my eggs but it was cheaper to freeze Norman."

Test-tube baby