Ivf Pillows

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

IVF treatment

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

IVF assessment centre.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

'What part of 'don't bother coming home if you are rat-arsed' didn't you understand?'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'And once we transfer the embryo, aspirate the follicles, and align your ovulation with the doctor's gold schedule, voila -- natures little miracle.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Science and mothers day

Trial by Viagra

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

"My parents had a saying: Never go to sleep mad at your computer."

'Mmm -- I felt the Moon move!'