Ivf Enthusiast Pillows

'...no no, it was good for me...it just didn't have quite the pazzazz of IVF.'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"It's perfect for starting a family."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'And for Pete's sake, let's cut out out all this artificial insemination.'

Sperm Bank: Penetrations...Withdrawals.

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

Science and mothers day

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"In brief, we'll stimulate your ovaries with daily medications or hormones, perform an oocyte retrieval at the hospital, incubate the eggs in a petri dish at the laboratory, and then sit back and let nature take its course"

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'We'd like to know the identity of the anonymous egg donor.'

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

IVF Slut

Snowman Baby, "We used a frozen Sperm Sample

"Don't knock over the frozen embryos."

Fertility Clinic -"I'll be Mother"

IVF Clinic: Free 'Baby on Board' T-Shirt To All Successful Patients

surrogates Mothers Association (wombs to let)

IVF

Cerne Abbas

Cerne Abbas

IVF Slut

Storkco Fertility Research. Remember when we just delivered the babies?

Test-tube baby

'Congratulations! It's a saviour sibling.'

'Yours is a very rare case.'

'Be advised that I am not going to consider those who don't bring their resume!'

'In vitro fertilization and sperm banks. I remember the old days when you couldn't outsource having kids.'

"We've been swimming around for hours with no sign of an egg."

IVF Clinic bed - 'And here we have the basis of our revolutionary new technique.'

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Mother's Day In The Future

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'