Starting Expat Life Mugs

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Rubbish Carousel

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Emigrating to France.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

'Welcome to America'

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Pension planning for Brexit

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Half French/half English.

English man in Australia during christmas

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

Somewhere in France: Reilly has become more French than the French themselves.

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

External Revenue Service

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

'There's no point in arguing with him, sir he doesn't speak English.'

Hope

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

'Then put me on the No-Fly list if you can't put me in first class!'

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

Emigration towards alemania.

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'