Starting Driver's Ed Gifts

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Bob's Driving School.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

Man helping a mini learner driver

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

'Let me look at that map...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Someday, the worm will turn.

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge