Starting Driver's Ed Gifts

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Bob's Driving School.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Learner Driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Steep learning curve ahead.

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

'Let me look at that map...'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Julie was never good at parallel parking.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

Someday, the worm will turn.

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'