Starting A Writing Class Mugs

Introduction Agency.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"It's going to be one of those days."

Meet the author

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Welcome to your new English Class.

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

"The narrative seems contrived."

"Must be the new philosophy teacher."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

Louise Glück

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

Teacher with work box: 'You could do better work.'

"I know this book I'm writing will be on the Best Sellers list. . . I'm reaching for the sky!"

'Hey! Metaphor on the floor, Mister!'

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."