Starting A Thesis Pillows

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Misunderstood artist

His Master's Thesis.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Book publishing.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

"I totally meant to do that."

Hope you're still writing that novel!

Antique silver

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'

Night Owl

'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'

"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"

'Our first and only painting cost us $3.5 million!'

"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."

Inequality Protests

"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."

"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"

"The moment I saw this, my soul cried out that it could triple in value."

'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

"How do you do endnotes for stuff you just know."