Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"
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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel
Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.
Misunderstood artist
His Master's Thesis.
'It's time to move out when Mom says...'
'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'
Peer-reviewed journal publication.
Book publishing.
An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child
'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''
"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."
"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."
'So...who do you think you will vote for?'
'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'
'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'
"I totally meant to do that."
Hope you're still writing that novel!
Math Dept. Professor, I'd like to write my thesis on infinite sets. Don't start something you can't finish.
Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab
Antique silver
'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'
Night Owl
'Great news, Gran'ma! I got a grant to study wolves in your woods!'
'Our first and only painting cost us $3.5 million!'
"Where am I going to find the perfect thesis topic that hasn't been on TikTok already?"
"I buried my doctoral thesis in an unmarked grave. . . because, ultimately, you never know."
"Your doctoral thesis so much reminds me of mine. No, wait a minute. I never had a doctoral thesis."
Inequality Protests
"I wrote my thesis in just one day. Is there something wrong with that?"
'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'
If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?
"How do you do endnotes for stuff you just know."
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