Starting A Stunt Biking Career Gifts

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of stunt biking are the hardest.'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Before his first stunt bike competition, Harold is suffering from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

Safety - Driving.

"And so another school year is over. Nine months of studying the great minds of history have left us wiser in the ways of the world."

Team!

"Wear a helmet."

"And now let's practice risk management!"

'Forget how much that thing cost you, and let go of the handlebars!'

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

Wheelies Gang.

Best Stunt Driver

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Three Evil Knievals turn up at once

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Sorry you're leaving!

'GRAMMA!'

Mr Thompson let go of the bike, and Bobby cycled freely into the new world, never to be seen again.

Rally Judges

'What the . . . I'm only insured for cardboard boxes!'

"Do it! Do it! Do it!"

'As a pilot I was useless, but I'm a fantastic stunt flyer!'

Stunt driver runs out of gas.

Cow throttles over the moon.