Starting A New Airline Pillows

"Today only, Mr. Hardly, when you buy one 737 MAX airliner at our special price, we'll throw in a second 737 MAX absolutely free."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Walking Luggage.

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'Superstock'

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

S.S.dot.com

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"I think we should immediately launch this program before our rational thinking sets in."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

Woman out on limb

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Start up

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Business plan.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.