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'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

ACME LAW FIRM, 'We've got to find some outside clients -- We can't make a living just suing each other.'

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

"Either we change the name order or one of us has to go."

"I prefer to err on the side of litigation."

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'Instead of 'You're entering a world of pain', try 'This won't hurt a bit.''

The company's founder was a man of few words, but apparently buy and sell were all he needed.

Counsel examining witness

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

"When he left, he took all his things, including his name on the door."

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'If there's one lesson we have to learn from top magic circle firms it's that to survive we have to cut out waste...I'll see if we can block book the Hotel du Louvre again or failing that the Georges Cinq.'

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

'Trust me, I've forgotten more about the law than this old fool of a judge has ever known.'