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Attorney at law - Rates: JusticeObstruction of Justice.

27 attorneys. No waiting.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

"Objection, your honor! Prosecution is playing the blame game!"

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'Must you be so judgemental?'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Corporate Lawyers

'Objection, Your Honor...council is badgering the witness.'

"When he left, he took all his things, including his name on the door."

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

A creamery, beanery and owlery.

'Our firm's speciality is getting hands out of cookie jars.'

'If there's one lesson we have to learn from top magic circle firms it's that to survive we have to cut out waste...I'll see if we can block book the Hotel du Louvre again or failing that the Georges Cinq.'

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972