Starting A Landscaping Business Pillows

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Doing the borders.

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Award Winning Gardener

The Last Leaf

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Painting taking root...

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Do you have anything bigger?

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

A man rakes a tree

The Music Seed

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Garden variety allergies."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.