Starting A Ranching Business Pillows

"First we get a bunch of cows."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Steak Ted?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

'Cow in love'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"They're comfortable."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Motorherd

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

High Riders of the Old West

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."