Looking for a gift for someone starting a landscaping business? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items to inspire new entrepreneurs as they dig into their new venture. Perfect for celebrating their green thumb and entrepreneurial spirit.
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
Gardener
"First time pruning?"
"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"
Doing the borders.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
Yardless: Please help
Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
The Last Leaf
I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!
Painting taking root...
"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"
"He loves his leaf blower."
Neighbor Leaf Wars
"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
Sale! Weed Whackers
Award Winning Gardener
'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'
'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'
Do you have anything bigger?
'This is from a post-ethics phase.'
"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"
A man rakes a tree
"Bob! Your manure's here!"
The Music Seed
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
"Garden variety allergies."
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