Starting A Freelance Career Prints

"You should go freelance like me!"

How to start your career as a freelance journalist

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Burning the midnight oil.

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Multi-tasking.

What My Day Feels Like

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Back to work...

Relaxing in the Sun

Working Late

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Writers without borders.

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Unicorn Working From Home

Coffee shop

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

Email Notifications

Working from home

"Casual Payday."

Wifi whore

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can b

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

The four housemen of procrastination

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'