Starting A Delivery Business T-Shirts

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

LAY ZEE FUK

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Food deliverer's baby.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Exit Next Left

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Sisyphus Pizza

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"I love my job, don't get me wrong, but my wife is starting to resent the fact I have to travel so much..."

Santa's Out Tray.