Starting A Cleaning Business Mugs

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

Mad cleaning robot.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

Cinderella mopping up

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"Hello job security."

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

"Welcome! As a socially responsible company we love to hire women!"

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

Clean the World.

"I work from home and have dinner, watch TV and sleep at the office."