
"Five bucks he opens it."
Our stylish and playful t-shirts are great for new flight attendants who want to showcase their love for travel and adventure with a comfortable, witty style.
"Five bucks he opens it."
A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'
Airport Security.
Walking Luggage.
"Would you like some wings?"
Fight or Flight
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'
The World Wide Web.
Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
The World's Easiest Airport
'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'
"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."
'Sir, will that be business or first class?'
Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.
'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'
Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.
"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."
A private jet takes off
"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."
Employee of the Month Parking
"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."
'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'
"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"
'Flight simulator'
'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'
Vaccination Passport
'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."
"You're never home."
"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."
Discover our range of travel-inspired mugs, perfect for new flight attendants who want to start their mornings with a dash of wanderlust.
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Browse our inspiring prints to decorate their space and celebrate the journey of starting a flight attendant career.