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Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Early photobombing

Shaken not stirred

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Merry Christmas"

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Body by Jake

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Sabrage!

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Ostrich Bar