Start Of A New School Year Pillows

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Did You Miss Me?

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Today we learned to count to one.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Evil Exams!

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"It's a mobile."

"We thought this was more realistic."