Starship Captain Chef Pillows

Kirks & Tacos

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Sea weed harvest.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Distractions.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Sinking Oil Tanker