Starship Captain Chef Pillows

Kirks & Tacos

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Leonard Nimoy

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Suez Canal Curse

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Thank goodness you're here!'