Stars And Stripes Aficionado Prints

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Fly Football

The Missing Sock Returns

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Diego Velasquez

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Elvis Presley

'What happened to your hand.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"You've got night fever."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

I see he's still "working" from home.

Mark Twain

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

Future History Museums

Friendly Tie

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

"Hey! Where'd the Angel Fish come from!?"

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'