Starry-eyed Cook Pillows

The Origins of Everything

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Marry me astronaut

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

Shoot For The Moon

Vincent Van Og.

A Space Walk

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Moon and Star

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'

Only in the newspapers.

Astronaut

Johannes Kepler

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

"I hope it's not contagious."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

Alpha Centauri

"Ma? I met someone!"

"The map says to take a right at that planetary dumpster fire."

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"