Starry-eyed Bruncher T-Shirts

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Marry me astronaut

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The Origins of Everything

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Vincent Van Og.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I'm a star!'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You are here"

Hollywood or bust!

Moon and Star

Nostradamus.

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Did life reach Earth from outer space?