Starry-eyed Vacationer T-Shirts

'I know you said this was a four star hotel, but I didn't expect to see them through a hole in my ceiling!'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Marry me astronaut

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Shoot For The Moon

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

'I'm a star!'

A Space Walk

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"You are here"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

Hollywood or bust!

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Nostradamus.

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"I'm watching the birth of a planet."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Well that's certainly new!'