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Sweet dreams.

Counting ribs

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

Bed Seasons

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

'You are in a deep, deep sleep, when you awaken you will feel sweaty and exhausted...'

Sleepless Night with a Mosquito

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

The Home Birth of Venus

'Get up or I'll send in gramma.'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

"You awake?"

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

The Princess and the Pea

'I can't sleep a wink - it feels like someone's got their life savings under here.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

'I wish they would invent one of those dog bark translators to interpret my husband's snoring.'

Solving the Snoring Problem

You know I can't sleep when you grind your teeth like that.