"Don't you have a roof?"
Starlit Storyteller T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the whimsical, creative spirit of your starlit storyteller, turning their love for stories into wearable art.
Shepherd and eurydice
"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
I should be a writer when I grow up...
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'
"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.
"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."
Swan Fairy Tales
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
Edgar Allen Poe
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'
I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.
Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!
Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.
'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'
Starlit Storyteller T-Shirts Collection
Starlit Storyteller Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for your starlit storyteller, inspiring their mornings with creative charm.
Starlit Storyteller Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that feature dreamy designs inspired by the night sky and storytelling worlds.
Starlit Storyteller Prints
Enhance their creative space with prints that capture the magic of telling stories under the stars.