Stargazing Philanthropist T-Shirts

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

Hypocrisy about poverty

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

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"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

The nonprofit dog fight.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'I'd like to think they contribute because it's the right thing to do, but I'm not above a short sermon on tax deductibility.'

"I got my first paycheck, and now I understand why our organization is classified as a nonprofit."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

Miss Jellyby

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

Nelson Mandela

'So then the alien stepped out of the UFO and said that he was a fundraiser from another planet, which was quite novel, I thought.'

Appeals