Stargazing Dad Pillows

Our Yuppie Dad

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Buffering

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'Watch this space.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

At the space-time institute.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'