Stargazing Dad Pillows

Our Yuppie Dad

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Watch this space.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

At the space-time institute.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Stop staring at my wife.'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

The Planet Ewe-ranus.