Starfleet Officer At Heart Pillows

Servicemen.

"You left this on our ship."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

Sailor in Car.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Subwoofer

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

COWMIKAZES

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Neil Armstrong readies for the moon landing.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"International trade"

Sub Editor

Sailor's Poker.

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Coup thwarting

"No, I said to swab the deck!"