Star Wars Pillows

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

"Yoga. I said I like yoga."

"Hey, Jesus! 'I am your Father!'"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Jar wars

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"The R2-D2 swears all the time. They beep out every word he says."

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

'It happened this morning when I found a light saber pen in a box of cereal.'

'Did you want me to wear that tonight or did a Jedi die here?'

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

Since when did Florida start looking like the planet Hoth?"

'Let me explain the secret of my jedi mind trick. . . win an election!'

death star bowling

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Jabba the Hutt does his bit for Covid-19

"Use the force!"

Luke Sleepwalker...

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Drumming Darth

"Just one last crossing to make..."

James Earl Jones

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Barack Skywalker

Getting to Know You

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

A pilot is waiting for a Jedi to signal he can proceed on an airport runway.

The Pink Bantha

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."