Star Warrior Gifts

Alien from outer sapce to bartender: 'If it's George Lucas I'm not here !'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

The Pink Bantha

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

Human Rights for All

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

Luke Sleepwalker...

Old administration and torture.

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Jar wars

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

Barack Skywalker

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"