Star Sweeper Gifts

Space Cleaner

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Runner Bean...

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Life in the fastest lane.

Astronaut

Friendly bacteria

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Flower tribute

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

A Discreet Hint.

Cleaning up after a statue.

Cleaning service on skates.

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

The Creature of the Black Legume

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

Artistic Street Sweeper

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Jo,the crossing-sweeper

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

Janitor at a Music School

'This is where I first met my wife, I swept her off her feet.'

Ursula Andress