Star Sign Believer Pillows

Chimaera - outlook for Leos, Capricorns is awful and not even year of snake!

'...and according to our star signs we're perfectly matched!'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I'm afraid we'll have to reschedule. Our corporate astrologer is against this meeting.'

"This is a heck of a way for a Pisces and an Aquarius to end up."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Ill next Thursday

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

"Her Taurus was in opposition to my Libra."

'True, the Ezra Yomp Scholarship is very generous, but you have to be a capricorn to apply.'

"Wow! I bet you're a Pisces or Aquarius!"

Joan was a true believer in Astrology. However, this was the first time she had come face to face with a real member of the Zodiac... a giant scorpio!

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

'Capricorns have all the luck.'

'I'll need to run a few tests and find out what your horoscope says.'

Pisces

"And if I move Mercury over here, all the Libras go nuts."