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"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

Exam

"Could I ask just one question?"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

I drive, therefore I am.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

Bigger Brain

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'