Standup Comic Mugs

Standup comic doing pro-bono work in isolated rural area

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They hated me.

Zombie standup

The Rooster Comedian.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Snowprov

Stand-up Romcom

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'