Stand-up Comedy Mugs

'Joking or non-joking?'

Virus Standup

'Hi. I just rowed in from Norway and boy! Are my arms Thor!'

Comedians: Before and after political corectness.

"Hey, Eddie, wanna hear a joke that's offensive now, in bad taste two years from now, funny in eight, and no one gets in twenty?"

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

'You really should Floss.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

'If laughter is the best medicine, how come the ambulance never takes you to a comedy club?'

'Yes, I did use drugs when I was your age, but they were all acne medications.'

Optometrist Humor

Tommy Cooper.

The Chemist Comedian Comedy Hour

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Woody Allen

'He's a master of the cruel put down.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Chicken: the one-man show

Still dazed...Lester is confused as to which came first, the chickens or the eggs?

Frankie Boyle

"At around 2:53 this video gets hilarious, I swear!"

"Whenever I try telling a joke...everyone laughs at me."

The young Don Rickles

'Better ease up on the goodnatured barbs...'

Derek's Spontaneous Put Downs Were Legionary.

'Why did your wife hit you with a piano stool?' 'She couldn't lift the piano!'

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

'We've had reports of a kid napping.'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Awkward Moments In The Insect World

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."