Stamp Whisperer Pillows

Pronudist philatelist.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Are you done yet?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Creator's Block

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

Puppy and Kitten.