Stallion Supporter Prints

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Applause

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Football supporters.

International Women's Day

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Snail with pc monitor.

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Football Stadium

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Notice - Salt Kills

An snail shell with a chimney

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Football merchandising - 1953.

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

Dugout sale!

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Alex Ferguson

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

Snail to Slug.

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Enjoy your game dear?"

Small store loses out to glossy big store