Stalactite Stylist Pillows

'I've been busy today, too -- I made doilies for all the stalagmites!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'