Stalactite Stylist Mugs

'I've been busy today, too -- I made doilies for all the stalagmites!'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Snow White and her Seven people.

Fake fur coat and no knickers