Stage Stunner Pillows

Take a bow!

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

Woman crying with happiness.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Stephen Fry

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Tina Turner

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Jeff Beck.

Midsummer Night's Dream

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Music Hall Dancers

Robbie Williams

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."