Stage Presence Aficionados Gifts

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Robert Fripp

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"It's a play on words."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

An opera singer

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Returns"

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Bravo!

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

John Woodvine