Stage Fright Smiling Survivor Pillows

Overcoming Public Speaking Anxiety

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

Nervous at a party.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

Stage Fright.

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

Livin' the dream

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"If you're nervous, just imagine everyone in the audience without their Spanx."

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

Attendance Has Dropped

Fear of Public Speaking

"I..I've forgotten my line! Please read forward and return to me later!"

"I know how some actors feel. I can't stand to watch myself on security camera tapes."

Vampire dentist.

"Is it the same for you? Every time I meet someone new I start to feel unwanted."

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"You blame this on the 4 martinis I drank. I blame it on the Bossa Nova."

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

Articled clerks discussing amateur dramatics

"Relax, eventually the scar will disappear!"